Teacakes and tartan: Glasgow 2014 welcomes world

IT WAS a typically Glaswegian night out. There was dancing, singalongs and chairs being birled around while wee dugs scuttled about. The most illuminative mo ments, however, came when the tumult fell silent and the city revealed to the world its tender heart.

Team Scotland enter the arena at Celtic Park. Picture: AP

In a spectacle that indulged in stereotypes while subverting them, the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games offered up a sweeping showcase of Glasgow’s social, cultural and political mettle. Camp but meditative, skittish yet dauntless, the two-hour show was a patchwork of contradictions that coalesced into something singularly compelling, taking in the first Commonwealth-wide fundraiser.

In the end, the headline performances and celebrity names were overshadowed by the little moments. Yes, there was Ewan McGregor and James McAvoy, Sir Alex Ferguson and Rod Stewart. Even the Big Yin himself, Billy Connolly, put in an appearance.

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But none held a torch to the young volunteer dancer who grinned as he partook in the Games’ first gay kiss with showman John Barrowman in front of the Commonwealth’s heads of state, or the lyric soprano who grew up in apartheid South Africa performing a plaintive rendition of Hamish Henderson’s Freedom Come All Ye. Glasgow gave a stage to them and many more.

There was even a return for one of the nation’s sporting heroes, when Sir Chris Hoy presented the Games baton to the Queen, having been handed it by Andy Coogan, the retired cyclist’s 97-year-old great uncle, a former Japanese prisoner of war credited with sparking his great-nephew’s interest in sport.

Blink and you would have missed other implausible sights, such as Celtic Park – bathed in blue light – ringing to God Save the Queen, or fossilised footage of The White Heather Club merging divinely into squawking electro of Calvin Harris. In a printed itinerary, it seemed unwieldy folly; in practice, it was the most curious of triumphs.

The cynics who waited for this ceremony with the sadistic relish of a hangman may have felt cause to cheer early on. A prefatory sequence akin to a VisitScotland team-building exercise where the mint imperials had been swapped for MDMA saw the famous football ground house a melange of Caledonian tropes.

To one side, by a vast 48-tonne LED screen spanning the length of the stadium’s South Stand which beamed a smorgasbord of Scottish landscapes, a scale model of the Forth Bridge – its three double cantilevers buttressed by Irn-Bru cans – towered above golf trolleys and clumps of heather. On the opposite flank – separated by a Duke of Wellington statue and a likeness of the Finnieston Crane – was a stockpile of comically large Tunnocks teacakes and shortbread versions of the Standing Stones of Callanish. If ever STV decides to remake It’s a Knockout, the farrago would make an ideal set.

Not all the props were static. Minutes in, a kilt of Brobdingnagian proportions ripped open, revealing entertainer John Barrowman atop a tartan pick-up truck. A camp eruption duly followed as the Glasgow-born showman whirled around, taking over an introductory song from comedian Karen Dunbar. The absurdity of the lyrics reached new levels. “We come from a land of heather,” hollered Barrowman. “Where men wear kilts and women blether.”

Without pause, he gambolled amongst a cluster of some of the 1,319 volunteer cast, planting his lips on those of a male dancer before resuming his sensory assault. It was frantic and playful, and, even though it lasted a mere half-second, it was significant.

First, though, the crowd – close to a 40,124 capacity – and the estimated billion-strong TV audience were treated to adroit musical turns. Amy MacDonald began with a rousing version of Rhythm of My Heart, later joined onstage by Rod Stewart and a crescent of dancers, before Susan Boyle gave a serene cover of Mull of Kintyre.

After the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh were welcomed into the stadium by the pipes and drums of the Scottish Regiments, a contingent from the Braemar Gathering and a Red Arrows flypast, the floor was cleared and two dancers from Scottish Ballet shimmered in a pas de deux to a beautiful arrangement of that most raucous of Scottish paens, The Proclaimers’ I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles).

The pace quickened as footage of Andy Stewart singing Come In, Come In was mashed with Harris’ Feel So Close. An improbable pairing, the amalgam was choreographed with an army of dancers using chairs as props, designed to imitate the congenial fracas of a Glasgow house party.

It galvanised spectators for the athletes’ parade. As each team was led into the arena by a Scottie dog, the ceremony’s core purpose was unveiled, courtesy of six videos produced in association with Unicef. The footage was powerful yet unsentimental.

Then judoka Euan Burton brought the parade to an end, leading Team Scotland into the arena, to an incredible din from the Celtic Park stands.

After that came the return of the Cockney bard and adopted Weegie Rod Stewart, before Glasgow 2014 gave centre stage to Unicef.

A closing coda featured Nicola Benedetti accompanied by the Big Noise Orchestra before Billy Connolly spoke in a video of Glasgow’s unquenchable desire for social justice, not least by supporting the cause of the late Nelson Mandela. The comedian introduced Pumeza Matshikiza, and it was a superb decision to have her sing Henderson’s composition, one of the great protest songs. From Glasgow, its message was delivered around the world in what some will view as an expression of regret for the sins of previous generations.

Formalities such as the oaths followed, before the Queen read her message to the Commonwealth, prompting a cascade of fireworks. It was a traditional end to a ceremony that was anything but.