Kevin Bridges: top six jokes about Scotland

Born in November 1986 in Clydebank Scotland, to parents Andy and Patricia Bridges, Kevin's route to fame and fortune started when he was offered a stand up slot at The Stand Comedy Club in Glasgow, aged 17. Now a household name who tours the world, we take a look at Kevin's five most memorable jokes about his homeland...

“In Glasgow, 'how' means 'why'? You do not ponder why. You demand HOW?”

“Working in Poundstretcher for no wages...working in a shop where everything is worth a quid except you.”

“When the kids at school found out your parents were away, news spread like wildfire. 'Oh I hear you're having a party.' Having is probably the wrong word to use...you're GETTING a party.”

“There's a guy in the corner just trying on people's jackets. Asking people if it suits him, no' even does it fit him, does it suit him. The guy's a petty thief but he's also a fashionista.”

“The same guy that's leaving the house at the end of the night holding a microwave. 'I think you'll find I brought this with me...and I do not care for the accusation!'”