Changing room chat: Ye cannae change laws of physics

TARTAN Army spokesman Hamish Husband turnd a discussion on Scotland’s failure to qualify for Euro 2012 on yesterday’s Radio 5 Live breakfast show into a quantam physics lecture.

Husband revealed that on Scotland trips he always takes “a book in my sporran” and this time it was Stephen Hawking’s The Grand Design, before going onto describe quarks, atoms, neutrons and protons behaving as if held together by rubber bands. “That’s Spain,” he theorised, to the bemusement of presenters and listeners.