Dai Hard (with a vengeance) on the week in rugby

YAKI da Jockos, what's occurring? Good tidings and a warm Welsh welcome back to the melodious and malodorous valleys to our beskirted Celtic cousins from the north.

I can't lie to you: we love you Scots we do. It's not often us Welsh get to patronise another country see. We simply can't get away with it usually. I mean, have you seen our contribution to contemporary culture? The fella off the Six O'clock News and Gavin and Stacey – and even that's half English! We really are a bit rubbish see, but when you come down with your "sports" teams it makes us feel well lush and all superior like. Where's Joe Jordan's hand now, eh? Just remember that feeling you have for 80 minutes on Saturday: well that's how it feels to be Welsh all of the rest of the time. So suck it up boyos.