Chuck Ziegler III Jnr on the week in golf

SO that's where you been hidin' out? Jeez Tiger I been tryin' to touch base with ya for weeks now.

How's it hangin' friend? Actually don't answer that! I hope this "sex addiction" baloney is all PR. Ol' Chuck's been treated for many tendencies and tomfooleries in his time – boozin', gamblin', sleepers.

Worst of all my dark Pringles period. You don't have to tell me "once you pop you can't stop" I'd go through five or six of those goddam tubes before hittin' the back nine.

Maybes I'm old fashioned but ah never seen gettin' intamit with a stampede a wily and a willin' cocktail waitresses as a 'problem', more an aspiration. Way things are goin' you'll be a single man soon anyhoo and don't need anyone messin' with your mojo. It'll be fill your boots time!