Bring me the head of Fergus Fox
Fergus Fox has been posted missing since August after his head went missing from the club's Westfield Stadium – and club officials estimate that their furry friend's missing bonce is worth 1,000.
Sombre spokesman Keith Hogg was quoted telling a national tabloid yesterday: "Fergus has been with us for over three years. Everyone's concerned as to where he's disappeared to. He's an important part of the club."
We've heard of a rabbit's foot bringing good luck, but never a fox's head – the sooner the better for Falkirk's sake.