This is what Punch has in mind for Judy in the ring this Saturday. Warning: the language is colourful. Look away if you are squeamish. “I look at Wilder and a I don’t see a tough fight. I see a long-legged pussy that I’m going to break in.
“I am going to give him his first loss. That’s what I’m going to do to Deontay Wilder.”
Some context. Fury is addressing a group of reporters from English outlets with whom he is familiar in his first media engagement of the week at the offices of promoter Top Rank.
In this contained environment he is among “friends” and expects us to apply a filter to keep the content clean. “I don’t want any negative rubbish in the papers,” he said. “Keep it positive or else…”
Fury shifts easily from indifference to meaty consideration to shock and awe in the responses he gives to questions he has heard a thousand times.
In interviews to other media organistations, some from as far away as Australia, he explains that the man before them is the Gypsy King talking, not the Tyson Fury seen putting out the bins at home, or helping with the school run.
Thus any offence he might cause has to be seen through the prism of his alter ego and is largely cartoon in character. The same rule applies to his assination of Wilder the fighter. Wilder is not the greatest heavyweight to knock a fellow over, despite the hypebole that surrounds his knockout power.
Neither is he as bad as Fury would have him.
“Lets not make any mistakes here, Deontay Wilder has fought 35 stiffs. Honestly, over here in America they call his level of opposition ‘tomato cans’.
“If you are fighting and knocking our real opposition that would impress me, but I look at his resume and he has fought a few former football players, a few has-beens and a load of bums.”
In this one-eyed mode Fury’s record is of course packed with high-end hustlers, men who could really fight, who came to win but who were ultimatley victims of a deficit in talent to the mighty Gypsy King.
The punches that floored him in the first fight were successful only because he didn’t see them, not because of Wilder’s own craft and agency. “It was an easy fight,” he said of the Los Angeles draw in December 2018. “I’ve been involved in much harder fights in my career.”
Moreover, in this world view Wilder’s inadequacies did not shock. “He was exactly what I expected, a limited boxer with immense power. It was a one-sided mismatch in boxing skill and everything.”
It is unlikey that Fury in his more reflective moments shares the view of the Gyspy King. Indeed his camp is more than mindful of the dangers present.
Nevertheless Fury insists that on Saturday the truth will out. Wilder will not only be beaten but, in keeping with argot of hour, disemboweled.
“The Gypsy King is going to dethrone him, rip his heart out and feed it to him. It’s Las Vegas. I want to put on a show. Wilder is not going to beat me. His power is not going to hurt me. I want a knockout this time. I’d prefer to go down swinging than outbox him and not get the decision. I’m going to make it so that I’m in control and I take it out of anybody’s hands. I’ll step him up until he can’t go anymore, until he is going to quit or he is knocked out.”