Archie MacWooooof on the week in football
He's only been around on TV since 1955 or something, whereas I . . . . Well, all right, I came a bit later, but I mean, when it comes to quality. . . .
And besides, Mountfraud as I like to call him was always on that distasteful commercial channel. His chat was so dull they had to keep taking breaks to perk the viewers up with talk about how many cans of India Pale Ale you could get at Haddows for sixpence and an empty jam jar.
Anyway, my ego's bigger than his ego, so woooooofffff!!! to him. Over to you, Sally, indeed.