Hamiltons open erotic festival

THE former Tory MP, Neil Hamilton, and his wife, Christine, were anything but conservative yesterday when they opened the world’s largest festival of erotica.

As the pair browsed the hundreds of stalls at London’s Olympia exhibition centre displaying erotic photographs, risqu gifts and underwear, Mr Hamilton said: "I’ve come to update my Rocky Horror Show outfit - to see what the latest fashion in fishnets is this year."

Asked if he would be buying anything, Mr Hamilton said: "Personally, I find that PVC makes me sweat."

Vice squad officers from Scotland Yard had inspected the exhibition before it opened to the public. The adult lifestyle festival has estimated it will attract more than 70,000 patrons.