Utopian tedium

Can nothing be done about this boringly hot weather? If I had wanted to live in a climate of more than 20 degrees for day after day I’d have gone to live on the Mediterranean.

By The Newsroom

Published 18th Jul 2013, 01:00 BST

If this is Alex Salmond’s idea of Utopia the sooner we kick him out and get back to nice old, dour, cold, wet and windy Labour weather like we’re used to the better it will be for all of us.

Irvine Inglis

Reston, Berwickshire