Susan Morrison: Mistake to mess with mogul's missus

Yet another wifely failing for me. I could never have promised to love, honour and take out a pratty pie flinger with the speed of a Wendi Deng Murdoch.

Holy schmoly, that woman can move. Fool that I am, I had previously considered Murdoch's missus as just the sort of trophy wife who keeps her fast moves for a swift lunge Pradaward.

It never crossed either my mind that Wendi could make Jackie Chan look like Frank Spencer.

We should raise an army of Wendi Dengs to spring to the protection of vulnerable old men in society, and then send them to the next meeting of the Southern Cross board.