New blood

I was taken by a recent picture of Nick Clegg where he appeared to me like a pensive disbelieving modern-day Dracula, liberated from his political coffin by a reluctant Tory Van Helsing. We are aware of what it takes to sustain the vampire and I anticipate there will be more than ample sustenance to be found on the floor of "Castle Westminster" for some time to come. I no longer regard the Liberal Democrats as a political party, I see them as more of a coven.

Robert Sillars, Prestwick, South Ayrshire