Jokes of the day

Two men in a bar. The first says: "My friend's wife has divorced her husband for snoring." The second man replies: "I didn't think you could get divorced for snoring." The first man replies: "Well, he's a ventriliquist and he snored on her side of the bed.

Tony White, Loanhead

Two lions escape from London Zoo. As they are walking through Trafalgar Square, one says to the other: You'd think there would be more people about, wouldn't you?"

Mark Wilson, Joppa

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