Joke of the Day

THE balloon family are in bed. During the night there's a thunderstorm and the baby balloon is scared so he goes to his parents' room and tries to squeeze in their bed.

It's tiny so he lets some air out of his dad but still can't get in. Then he lets some air out of his mum – still he can't get in. Desperate, he lets a lot of air out of himself and then fits in. In the morning his dad is furious. He says "Son you've let me down, you've let your mum down, but most of all you've let yourself down."

Mark Wilson, Joppa

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