Haggis outrage

IT is with shock and outrage that I must report to you that the last bastion of sanity on the internet, The Scotsman's Haggis Hunt, has been infected by some dastardly hacker. Entering the site this week I was amazed to see the hills and lochs, as well as Leicester Square and Bruichladdich Distillery, infested with vast numbers of haggi. It is a well known fact that haggi only visit these areas alone or, occasionally, in pairs, so it was immediately obvious that these haggi had been inserted

ROSS FAIRBAIRN

South Blainslie Farms

Wilmot, Tasmania