Evening News Caption Competition - Thursday 4 August, 2011

What on Earth is Lady Gaga doing?

Tell us what you think.

The winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final.

Yesterday's winner

"I won't take a drink, but she likes a fly half."

WJohn

Runners-up

"All I heard was 'touch, hold, engage' and then there was a ring on my finger."

Burstyn furrapee

"Sorry Mr Tindall, I don't marry skinheads."

Real Alfonsa Pedrosa