Dirty duo

Perhaps Jack Vettriano could attempt to rehabilitate his allegedly misogynistic reputation (Perspective, 26 October) by painting illustrations to accompany the notorious novel Fifty Shades of Grey by female author E L James.

By The Newsroom

Published 1st Nov 2013, 00:00 BST

Their collaboration would fit like a sweaty hand in a latex glove. After all, they are both critically ridiculed multi-millionaires who profit from peddling immensely popular soft porn.

JOANNA CASSIDY-CAMPBELL

Edinburgh