Joke of the week

Jokes from our readers

It’s Mike’s first day as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink.

“What on earth is that?” the customer asks.

“It’s your Manhattan. And there’s Central Park.”

David Kelvin, Stenhouse

How did the violin greet the guitar? Cello!

Alec Glass, Musselburgh