Caption competition 16/07/2012

What on earth is Prince Philip saying to the Queen?

Enter our caption competition at edinburghnews.com and tell us. The best of the daily winners will receive a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle of Whyte & Mackay, but you must be aged 18 years or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must 
be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office.