Caption Competition 02/01/13: Win a bottle of Whyte and Mackay

What’s former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi saying here?

The caption of the week will win a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be aged 18 years or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office.