Review: BMW F800 GS. A big bike primed for action

The BMW F800 GS is a big bike with impressive qualities that are apparent both on and off the road

But there’s something so welcoming, so encouraging about a GS that it makes you feel like anything’s possible, and the lighter F800 version broadened our horizons somewhat. Don’t let the 229kg ready-to-go weight mislead you; this bike is primed for action. It’s not the typical featherweight, low-capacity motorcycle that most would choose to crest a wave of Moroccan sand, but it’ll easily cope with modest off-road challenges.

The compact parallel-twin engine is unchanged from the standard F800 GS, and the differences between the two models are concentrated more on getting you across to the other side of the planet, as opposed to actually losing yourself in its muddy tracks. If a model puts on weight and grows a fatter saddle, it’s reasonable to assume it’s not a focused off-roader.

The enlarged fuel tank and higher windscreen are the most obvious changes because the wheels, brakes and suspension are all untouched. The GSA, as it’s informally known, will swallow 24 litres of unleaded in one humongous gulp and it should cover close to 300 miles without stopping.

I’m up for a little off-road challenge though, so I start fiddling with the bike’s settings in preparation for the dirt. In true press fleet fashion, this bike is kitted out with just about everything BMW can offer. Take the ESA adjustable rear damping. It behaves just as you would expect; Sport is firmer, Comfort is comfier and normal is, surprise surprise, somewhere between the two.

There’s also an Enduro mode specifically for use with off-road tyres and it’s only available with the optional extra ASC stability control – which is switchable on the move.

The tank, which is 50 per cent larger than standard, is housed towards the rear of the bike so the pannier rack doubles neatly as a protective cage in the event of a spill – it’s almost rude not to drop a GSA at some point in its very privileged life. BMW knows this, so you’ll find engine protection as standard too. Any other useful extras will cost you. BMW’s list price doesn’t include the centre stand, panniers, heated grips, alarm system and other goodies.

The F800 GSA has a plushness to the ride quality that spreads across all kinds of terrain. It’s as if the jagged potholes and raised ridges melt into one deliciously flat surface beneath the spoked wheels. Riding standing up is a rare thing for me, yet it feels remarkably natural. If I was serious about the rough stuff I’d probably raise the handlebars a bit, but my feet have plenty of room and grip on the widened enduro pegs.

The bike pulls up dusty hills as though it’s attached to an invisible winch, and if you stick it in first gear for a downhill section the engine braking is strong enough to stop you feeling like a passenger on a runaway train.

The qualities that are so encouraging on the loose stuff are just as rewarding on asphalt. Despite the weight of the lockable panniers and top box, the GSA is still balanced and there’s no sign of high-speed weaving on the motorway. Rev it hard, though, and towards the redline you’ll find the tingling vibrations in your feet hard to ignore.

The taller windscreen is effective, certainly at legal speeds, and the bike’s sheer presence gives a kind of authority and purpose to even the shortest ride. On twisty roads, the handling is delightful, U-turns are a doddle and it’s not long before the bike begins to feel like a mechanical extension of your own body.

It’s comfortable too. I’m half tempted to ride until the tank runs dry, just to see how far I’d get. The world suddenly seems to have shrunk.

VITAL STATS

MODEL 2013 BMW F800 GS

PRICE from £9,650 on the road

ENGINE 798cc liquid-cooled parallel twin

POWER 84bhp @ 7,500rpm

TORQUE 61lb ft @ 5,750rpm

TRANSMISSION Six-speed sequential manual gearbox

KERBWEIGHT 229kg