We compiled some of "The Big Yin's" finest jokes, observations and quips - here are 25 of his finest lines:
1. There are two seasons in Scotland\: June and Winter.
2. Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesnt try it on.
3. A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
4. Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.