Scotland's punniest shop names.

These 12 shops have the most pun-tastic names in Scotland

In a competitive world, there’s no better way for a shop to stand out than to give it a memorable name.

By David McLean
Friday, 23rd April 2021, 4:45 pm

But these Scottish business owners have gone ten steps further. Not only are these names memorable, they’re absolutely bloody hilarious.

From Captain Dugwash to Glasgow classic Florist Gump, we take a look at a dozen of the nation’s punniest shop names.

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