It’s Father’s Day this week.
A day for celebrating the most important men in the world for many of us.
Rather than celebrate them, however, we’ve compiled 25 of our favourite ‘yer da’ jokes.
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Hide AdFor those who haven’t felt the cruel sting of a ‘yer da’ joke, the quip is used to describe any behaviour or mannerism resembling a dad, or a caricature of a patterless dad.
We’ve trawled social media for the best examples of Scottish yer da jokes – here are 25 of the best.
25 of the funniest ‘yer da’ jokes
| Yer da stops at lights on Grand Theft Auto |
| Yer da sells Avon |
| Yer da farts under the covers and sniffs it (FutboIMane) |
| Yer da pronounces Alzheimer's as "Auld Timers disease" |
| Yer da went tae a Michael Bublè concert by himself (Andyleith88) |
| Yer da's just told a new workmate which football team he supports and added "...for my sins!" at the end (CraigGTelfer) |
| Yer da gets sent for the messages aff yer ma (_erinreid) |
| Yer da's just set up a 5's team. He's calling it Inter Yer Ma (JohnnyUtah100) |
| Yer da canny carry the shopping in a oner (davidhaughtonx) |
| Yer da wears clima cool sandals tae jump inty tesco for a loaf (paul_glancy) |
| Yer da stands ootside tesco asking folk tae scan his club card (CraigNelson11_) |
| Yer da plays club penguin (RossElder 2) |
| Yer da still gets his pals to ask yer maw if she'll get aff wae him (grantmcquatter1) |
| Yer da got the jail for stealing Argos pens (JamieKennedy95) |
| Yer da always takes a balloon home after family parties so he can practice his keepy ups (DavidWhyte_) |
| Yer da hauds the door open for people when they're 30ft away (redhatman) |
| Yer da's trackies pop up the sides (RKA0S) |
| Yer da still ask yur maw for money fur the icey (con_pats) |
| Yer da took the minus offer on the Chase |
| Yer da fastens the strap on his Wii remote |
| Yer da packs liquids in his hand luggage |
| Yer da’s computer password is ‘password’ |
| Yer da pierces the film several times |
| Yer da claps when the plane lands |
| Yer da uses metal utensils on non-stick pans (NightmareModeGo) |