Oscar outfit: Jennifer Lopez

To put it simply, La Lopez's dress looks like it's giving birth to another dress. We loath frou-frou and this frothy Armani Prive offering looks like its wearer lost a fight with a roll of bubble-wrap.

We think that if she was going to go with the packaging vibe she should have gone the whole way with polystyrene accessories and jewellery made from parcel tape.

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