Mum's the word
"I really don't like him," she said.
"Who?"
"Yellow Tie. (Clegg.) He keeps interrupting."
Then, "I don't like that Blue Tie person either (Cameron)! How dare he?"
"What?"
"He said parents could go into schools! No, no, no! Only proper teachers should do that."
"So you like Red Tie then?" I asked.
"He's OK. Grumpy, like you."
"Old like you," interjected Middle Child.
"Experienced you mean," I said.
"No, just old."
"Well, he's had a lot on. Youth isn't everything."
"Will you all shut up!" snapped Eldest.
"Bet you like grumpy Red Tie," said Youngest.
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Hide Ad"Well, I like the one who says we'd vote at 16," said Middle Child, referring to Clegg.
Youngest was still indignant a couple of days later, walking to school.
"So, Blue Tie from The Men in Ties Show thinks just anyone can go into a school. Mums and people like that! That would be terrible."
At last, we are in agreement.
This article was first published in The Scotsman on 15 May.