Are you a drama Queen (or King)?

1. Which would best describe your attitude to life?

A It's all me, me, me baby. They didn't make me this fabulous for no reason.

B If something needs to be said, I say it, but why bleat on for the sake of it.

C Does blending into the background have to be a bad thing?

2. When was the last time you gave someone the silent treatment?

A This morning, and most mornings, and afternoons in fact.

B Not since I was a child.

C I always treat people how I would like to be treated, even when they are treating me horribly.

3 How did your last break up go?

A You mean after I slashed their tyres and chucked their clothes out on to the street?

B Once I got all my issues down in a vitriolic e-mail I felt much better and moved on.

C I still do their ironing so things must be OK, mustn't they?

4 What is the typical way in which you order food when you go to a restaurant?

A Menus, pah! I ask the chef to rustle up whatever I fancy. If they refuse I storm out shouting loudly about my bad treatment.

B With a few things added, a few removed, and I always send it back if it's not quite right.

C Right off the menu and I leave a tip even if the food was rubbish and the service poor.

5 You fall ill with a head cold. What is your next step?

A Head cold? Are you out of your mind? This is clearly pneumonia and anybody who suggests otherwise is a terrible person.

B Take a paracetamol and tuck myself in bed.

C Head to the office. Taking a sick day isn't an option, even when I am sick.

6 Have you ever, seriously, threatened to sue someone?

A All the time, darling.

B Only to my friends.

C No. Everyone makes mistakes, even when they leave me out of pocket and with a severe limp.

Mostly As

The phrase drama queen was made for you.

Mostly Bs

You have a firm grip on reality, most of the time.

Mostly Cs

You might benefit from a little theatrics.