For us – and our 66 Absent Friends – the home of the champions will always be known as ‘Ibrox’ – so if some corporation wants to bet millions that they can change that, my personal view is take their money and laugh in their face.
As for offering Sone Aluko a trial? I don’t think I’m alone in saying I saw nothing when he played for Aberdeen to suggest he’d add anything to a league-leading squad. It’s almost as funny as offering Freddie Ljungberg a contract...
On the international front, Croatia bringing on Nikica Jelavic and Eduardo as substitutes shows just how far off the pace Scotland are.