Changing room chat: Madge heading for Murrayfield

“MADONNA for Murrayfield” was the headline on yesterday’s big breaking news, prompting Scotland rugby fans to ask, quicker than a Ray of Light: “Is she in at No 10?”

The sight of the Material Girl Getting into the Groove in a True Blue shirt would be one to Cherish. Dan Parks was not in Vogue after getting us Deeper and Deeper in trouble against England and, with his selection hopes already looking Borderline, he has quit. Andy Robinson today names his Lucky Stars to face Wales on Sunday, with the message: “Rescue Me”.