Highland police poke fun at Valentine's Day with poem encouraging good behaviour

The tweet offered "en-suite accommodation" to any would-be criminals. Picture: Lochaber and Skye Police Twitter
The tweet offered "en-suite accommodation" to any would-be criminals. Picture: Lochaber and Skye Police Twitter
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A Highland police force has poked fun at Valentine's Day with their very own version of a traditional poem encouraging good behaviour.

Posting on their official Twitter, Lochaber and Skye Police wrote: “Roses are red, the cells are grey, commit crime in our beat, and you can enjoy our all-inclusive single room en-suite accommodation with dinner, bed and breakfast for free this Valentines Day.”

The tweet was accompanied with a picture of an empty cell and pot noodle (presumably the accommodation and dinner for one).