Wondering idly about this as I picked up the bills, I came up with: “You are an egotistical show-off” and “You have more money than sense.”
However, I’m sure other Scotsman readers could do better.
(Dr) Mary Brown
Banchory
Show-off special
The Motoring section (7 February) rhetorically asks: “What does driving the Range Rover Autobiography (a snip at £94,720 for the ‘basic’ version) say about you?”