It’s billed as a gathering of the world’s finest sporting talent but, behind the scenes at this snow-covered mountain resort, what’s really going on?
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair,” cackled Kim Yo Jong, aka Kim Jong Un’s sister, aka Rosa Klebb, before turning on a startled US Vice President Mike Pence, just coming round after the stadium’s seats had suddenly turned into a slide and sent him, Queen Silvia of Sweden, and other assorted world leaders tumbling into the secret base below. “So, Trump Mini-Me, you think you can threaten the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived, the Heaven-Sent Hero, the Highest Incarnation of …”
“Not so fast, Rosa,” quipped a smartly dressed Frenchman. “The name’s Macron, Emmanuel Macron.” Kim gasped in horror, “I thought you weren’t coming,” she shrieked. Macron stepped forward, stretching out his hand.
“No, no, not the handshake of doom,” Kim cried, “I saw what you did to Dr Evil, we surrender.” A thousand henchmen and women sighed in unison and started packing up the base, plans for world domination foiled again.