Readers’ jokes of the week

Jokes from Evening News readers

By The Newsroom

Published 26th Jan 2013, 12:43 BST

What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Josie Smith, Gorgie

What did the big flower say to the little flower? How are you, bud?

Louis Bews, Dalkeith

What side of a porcupine is sharpest? The outside.

Flora Robinson, Dalry