Joke of the Week

After dying in a car crash, three pals find themselves at an orientation meeting outside the Pearly Gates before entering Heaven.

Each one gets asked: “When you are in your coffin, what would you like to hear your friends and family saying about you?”

Bob says: “I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man.”

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Jimmy says: “I would like to hear them say I was a wonderful husband and an excellent teacher who made a difference in children’s lives.”

Then Willie pipes up: “I would like to hear them say, ‘Look! He’s moving!’”

Mark Wilson, Portobello

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