Joke of the Week 24/12/2011

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

By The Newsroom

Published 24th Dec 2011, 12:00 BST

Russell.

Craig Hatch, Broomhouse

Where do fish get their petrol from? Shell.

Allan Davidson, Fox Covert

Why is a horse like a cricket match? It gets stopped by the rein.

Dougie Glass, Livingston