Joke of the Week

A man buys a sports car and is speeding down the road at 80mph.

After a couple miles, a police officer spots him and soon gives chase. The man pulls over and waits for the cop to give him a ticket. The officer comes up to his car and says: “I have been waiting for you all day.”

The man replies: “Well, I got here as fast I could.”

Henry Stephens, Dalry