Joke of the Week

At the Olympics, a woman meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick. “Are you a pole vaulter?” she asks. “No,” he says, ‘I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

Basketball commentator at the Games: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it.

“You can see it all over their faces.”

Joseph Lorimer, Gorgie