Joke of the Week - 04/02/2012

THREE men at a bar were talking about coincidences. The first man said: “My wife was reading A Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins.”

“That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “my wife was reading The Three Musketeers and she gave birth to triplets.”

The third man shouted: “Good god, I have to get home! My wife’s reading Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves.”

Mark Wilson, Portobello

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