Caption Competition 29/01: Win a bottle of Whyte and Mackay

What’s Miss Universe thinking?

The best caption of the week will win a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle of Whyte & Mackay, but you must be aged 18 years or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office.

Yesterday’s winner

“Look Edinburgh, those are tram lines.”

The Machine