Caption Competition 13/02: Win a bottle of Whyte and Mackay

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The caption of the week will win a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be 18 or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office.

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Yesterday’s winner

“Thought you said my nose needed a good viper.”

Blinkered