The caption of the week will win a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be aged 18 years or over. Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the News office and must bring in a copy of the e-mail confirming their win.
“So you’re going to stand down as the MP for South Shields? That’s another job that might interest Paolo Di Canio.”
Waiting for a tram