"It's high enough, it's long enough and it's straight enough!!!"
"The All Blacks that day looked like great prophets of doom."
"He's as quick as a trout up a burn."
"That one was a bit inebriated - just like one of my golf shots."
"Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels."
"He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe."
"He's like a raging bull with a bad head."
On Phil Bennett: "They say down at Stradey that if ever you catch him (Phil Bennett] you get to make a wish."
On Grant Batty: "He plays like a runaway bullet."
"A day out of Hawick is a day wasted."
And it's a try by Hika the hooker from Ngongotaha (Wales v New Zealand 1980).
"I've hardly ever had to pay to get in (the best thing in his view about 50 years of commentary at rugby matches)."
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