12 of the best #NotRuledOutByTheSNP tweets

AT yesterday’s SNP manifesto launch, Nicola Sturgeon ruled out having any current plans for a second referendum in the next few years - but said that if there was the democratic demand for a second vote, she would act on it.

Nicola Sturgeon didn't rule out a second referendum if there was the 'democratic demand' for it. Picture: Getty
Nicola Sturgeon didn't rule out a second referendum if there was the 'democratic demand' for it. Picture: Getty

This led to a Twitter game based round the hashtag #NotRuledOutByTheSNP. Here are 12 of the best suggestions...

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Every statue throughout the UK must be adorned with a traffic cone. #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

Stiffer custodial sentences for people caught flingin’ pieces oot a 20 storey flats #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

Alex Salmond being involved romantically with every single person in Scotland #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

New Scottish border to be decided as far as the Proclaimers can walk. Early estimate = 1,000 miles. #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

Bawhair to become an official unit of measurement #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

Surnames will be banned and everyone will need to add either ‘Big’ or ‘Wee’ as their first name #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

10p discount on Freddos with every SNP membership #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

Jim Murphy will be paraded through the streets in a tortoise costume and forced to beg for lettuce. #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

HP sauce labels in Scotland will have the photo of Westminster removed and replaced with a photo of Holyrood #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

Pumpkins will be banished at Halloween and all lanterns will be made with Neeps #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

Nessie to become a protected species #NotRuledOutByTheSNP

Shoving yer granny aff a bus #NotRuledOutByTheSNP