But the tales of those who spent an evening or two there suggest that whatever it lacked in bricks and mortar was more than made up for by its “jumpin’” atmosphere.
The Puff Inn made an impression – and not just on those with a fondness for simple puns. The prices may have also helped, with writer and yachtsman Marc Calhoun, who first visited in 1999, recalling a double Scotch could be had for just 50p.
So it was no surprise that the Ministry of Defence’s decision to close the pub was described as “the end of an era” for St Kilda by Julie Hunt, chair of the St Kilda Club.
But, despair not, all is not lost. For there is a happy ending to this tale: The Puff Inn is to return! It will re-open this autumn in a new accommodation block that will replace the original 1950s RAF building.
So, the assorted band of military personal, conservationists and others allowed to sample its fare will not go thirsty for too long.