1. Which would best describe your attitude to life?
A It's all me, me, me baby. They didn't make me this fabulous for no reason.
B If something needs to be said, I say it, but why bleat on for the sake of it.
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Hide AdC Does blending into the background have to be a bad thing?
2. When was the last time you gave someone the silent treatment?
A This morning, and most mornings, and afternoons in fact.
B Not since I was a child.
C I always treat people how I would like to be treated, even when they are treating me horribly.
3 How did your last break up go?
A You mean after I slashed their tyres and chucked their clothes out on to the street?
B Once I got all my issues down in a vitriolic e-mail I felt much better and moved on.
C I still do their ironing so things must be OK, mustn't they?
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Hide Ad4 What is the typical way in which you order food when you go to a restaurant?
A Menus, pah! I ask the chef to rustle up whatever I fancy. If they refuse I storm out shouting loudly about my bad treatment.
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Hide AdB With a few things added, a few removed, and I always send it back if it's not quite right.
C Right off the menu and I leave a tip even if the food was rubbish and the service poor.
5 You fall ill with a head cold. What is your next step?
A Head cold? Are you out of your mind? This is clearly pneumonia and anybody who suggests otherwise is a terrible person.
B Take a paracetamol and tuck myself in bed.
C Head to the office. Taking a sick day isn't an option, even when I am sick.
6 Have you ever, seriously, threatened to sue someone?
A All the time, darling.
B Only to my friends.
C No. Everyone makes mistakes, even when they leave me out of pocket and with a severe limp.
Mostly As
The phrase drama queen was made for you.
Mostly Bs
You have a firm grip on reality, most of the time.
Mostly Cs
You might benefit from a little theatrics.