In the week wherein the Pope canonised two of his recent predecessors, is it an appropriate time to call for Donald Trump to be elevated to, and worshipped, as the god of wind farms?
It seems that he only has to look at a site for a wind farm to materialise, almost mysteriously, alongside it – despite his protestations.
Three in a row – two in Scotland and one in Ireland. Is this too much of a coincidence? Surely we must be looking at cause and effect here.