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Joke of the day

A new girl called Carly came to Jimmy's school.

Jimmy really fancied her, but was already going out with Lorraine.

Some time later he heard that Lorraine's family were emigrating.

On her leaving day he went to see her off.

On his way home, he was singing to himself: "I can see Carly, now Lorraine has gone.''

Jim L, Davidson's Mains

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Thursday 24 May 2012

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