Friend's inspiration drove Ralph to reach new heights
IT was pitch black and the temperature was dropping with every minute that passed.
The two walkers, experienced enough to know how treacherous the Scottish landscape can be, were completely lost in a maze of the forest paths.
However, rather than terror, it was hysterical laughter that was gripping them. "We just couldn't stop laughing at the ridiculousness of our predicament," remembers Ralph Storer, one of the pair.
Ralph, now 61, and his climbing partner, fellow Edinburgh man Allan Leighton, made it home from the Rothiemurchus Forest unhurt on that occasion, but the story has a tragic postscript.
Allan died four years ago at the age of 42 when he slipped on ice near the summit of Binnein Mor near Kinlochleven, Argyll, and fell 600ft into the north-east corrie.
Rather than stopping Ralph, the author of a new series of books on the Munros, Scotland's highest mountains from taking to the hills, it has instead reminded him to appreciate the time he spends outdoors.
"When I met Allan, quite by chance, his enthusiasm rekindled mine after years of guidebook research had turned a passion into a job," Ralph explains.
"With Allan I found myself, in my fifties, undertaking some of the longest hill walks of my life, such as the South Glen Shiel Ten – nine Munros and a Corbett, and we insisted on counting that darn Corbett. We became part of each other's support system on the hill, in the pubs and dance clubs of Edinburgh, and in each other's daily life.
"Allan was a good man to have at your side on the hill – good-humoured, reliable, challenging. He was someone who always went for it. It was one of those accidents that can happen to any of us, but I still wonder if I could have prevented it if I had been there."
Ralph has spent thousands of days in the Scottish hills since discovering them more than 40 years ago, keeping fit between visits to the Highlands by climbing Arthur's Seat and the Pentlands a couple of times every week. Having already discovered a passion for writing about his hobby, the former computer programmer left his post lecturing in computing at Napier University ten years ago to become a full-time writer.
Being his own boss is something Ralph relishes, but isn't without its down side.
"My quality of life has improved considerably, but it is a very solitary job. My first book, Scotland's 100 Best Scottish Mountain Routes, was published in 1990 and it is still on sale. It has become the book that most people know me by."
Ralph's newly-published Ultimate Guide to the Munros, Volume 1: Southern Highlands provides details of various routes up and down 46 Munros in areas such as Tyndrum, Loch Tay and Bridge of Orchy. The first in a six-part series, he is already working on Volume 2, which will focus on walks around Glencoe.
But Ralph is not the only contributor to the Ultimate Guide series. He has created seven fictional members of the "Go Take a Hike Mountaineering Club" to offer different perspectives. From Entertainment convener Baffies, who keeps note of the best cafes and other points of interest to F-Stop, the controller of the camera, so named because he's always f***ing stopping to take photos.
Ralph says: "One of the things I wanted to do with this book was make it for people like me who are just hillwalkers, not climbers. Hopefully it is very detailed and informative, but I wanted to make it a bit more irreverent."
Despite so much time walking, including all of the Munros in Volume 1 of the guide, Ralph deliberately missed out one peak to avoid the label "Munroist".
He explains: "In a professed desire not to join the burgeoning ranks of completers of 'hill lists', I suggested that I would choose one Munro whose summit I would circumvent at a sufficient distance for it not to count.
"I can tell you that my chosen Munro was in the Northern Highlands. I therefore don't have to concern myself further with such matters until Volume 6. Should I eat humble pie and stand head bowed in shame at the summit cairn or should I nominate a trusted assistant to go there in my stead and report back? I shall canvass readers at the time."
The Ultimate Guide to the Munros, Volume 1, is published by Luath Press, priced 14.99
NEW NON-FICTION
Burial by Neil Cross is published as a paperback original by Simon and Schuster, priced 12.99.
Avoiding drunken, drug-fuelled threesomes in the woods tends to be a good idea. Especially with anyone who has told you that he cannot only hear the dead, but record them.
Nathan makes just that mistake in Neil Cross's stunning thriller, heading out with ghost-hunter Bob and the unfortunate Elise. Sure enough, as the title suggests, a burial soon follows, but it is Nathan who finds himself with a ton of dirt over his life.
Time is something of a healer, but – as one might expect with Bob around – the past comes back to haunt Nathan and, some 11 years after that fateful trip down Lover's Lane, he discovers the true horror of what occurred that night in the woods.
Cross has produced a superior page-turner, which brilliantly takes the reader through a complex web of intrigue, stretching from this world to the next without ever selling out to help tie the ends together.
8/10 Review by Richard Mulligan
And Then There Was No One by Gilbert Adair is published in hardback by Faber and Faber, priced 14.99.
And Then There Was No One is the third instalment of author Gilbert Adair's trilogy of detective novels that manage to indulge, play on, challenge and subvert the rules of the detective genre.
The title is a homage to Agatha Christie's mystery And Then There Were None and Adair sets his drama in the Swiss town of Meiringen, near the Reichenbach Falls where Arthur Conan Doyle killed off Sherlock Holmes and his arch enemy, Moriarty.
If all that was not post-modern enough, Adair himself is the narrator, drawn to a literary festival to present a Holmes short story he has written a few years hence. His detective, Evadne Mount, is then tasked with solving the death of another famous novelist.
Doubtless a clever writer, this author can occasionally come across as too clever. But for anyone partial to a Poirot or a Marple, this is a real delight.
8/10 Review By Jack Doyle
Heliopolis by James Scudamore is published in hardback by Harvill Secker, priced 11.99.
Born in a Brazilian shanty town, young Ludo faces the same fate as his poverty-stricken neighbours: a life spent serving the privileged few who live in gated communities just streets away.
But happily for the new-born boy, he and his mother are lifted out of the squalor by a kind-hearted rich couple.
Growing up in a majestic country retreat, Ludo eventually re-enters city life as a teenager, appearing to have successfully leapfrogged the social divide.
Yet despite his extraordinary opportunities, the young man proceeds to lead a shadow-like existence.
Never managing to find his own voice, he works at a vacuous communication company, lusts after his untouchable adopted sister, and hates himself.
Following Scudamore's stunning 2007 debut, The Amnesia Clinic, this darkly funny book occasionally drags, but is ultimately gripping.
7/10 Review By Sarah O'Meara
Bad Vibes: Britpop And My Part In Its Downfall by Luke Haines is published in paperback by William Heinemann, priced 12.99.
The evil antimatter duplicate of Alex James' engaging A Bit Of A Blur, Luke Haines' scorched-earth memoir stumbles drunkenly through the nineties with a bad word for pretty much everyone. Bandmates, fans, contemporaries – nobody's safe from Haines' withering wit and (legitimate) superiority complex.
From the start of his career with The Auteurs, he is openly bitter that acts he considers his inferiors are doing better than him – a state of affairs epitomised by the time when Suede beat him to the Mercury Prize by one vote.
On the other hand, whenever things are going his way he feels a terrible urge to sabotage proceedings through sheer bloody-mindedness; his alienation of Chris Evans at the peak of Evans' hit-making powers is a particular treat.
This gleeful exercise in misanthropy is marred only by slipshod editing – misspelling various Britpop no-marks shows appropriate contempt, but surely Meat Loaf and The Rutles deserve better?
8/10 Review by Alex Sarll
• Saladin by Abdul Rahman Azzam is published in hardback by Pearson Education, priced 25.
As AR Azzam notes in the opening pages of this well-written and timely book, the great Muslim leader Saladin is well known as much, if not more, for the myths about his life as for the facts.
But if you ignore the untruths – he never met Richard the Lionheart or had an affair with Richard's mother – and concentrate on the truths, a no less engaging figure emerges.
Saladin is celebrated as the great general who unified Muslims in the Middle East and successfully recaptured Jerusalem in the 12th century.
But Azzam argues, his greatness was not as a military strategist but as a religious and ideological leader who secured the dominance of the Sunni strand of Islam in Egypt. His book is a comprehensive survey not just of the man, but of the age in which he lived.
9/10 Review by Jack Doyle
PAPERBACKS
Cold In Hand by John Harvey is published in paperback by Arrow, priced 6.99.
A former winner of the acclaimed Crime Writers' Association Cartier Diamond Dagger Award, Harvey is widely regarded as being one of Britain's best crime writers. His latest novel features another appearance by Harvey's ageing investigator, DI Charlie Resnick.
While fruitlessly attempting to head for retirement, Resnick inevitably finds himself back on the frontline when he is caught in the crossfire between two rival gangs.
• The Winter Ground by Catriona McPherson is published in paperback by Hodder, priced 6.99.
When the Cookes' family circus accept an invitation to a remote Perthshire estate, they soon realise someone is out to sabotage their show. This delightful 1920s thriller, set in the Scottish countryside, is the fourth of McPherson's novels featuring society sleuth Dandy Gilver.
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