Driven to drink

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In order to lighten up the second referendum debate on Monday, 25 August I have
devised the Referendum Debate Drinking game:

Mention of weapons of mass destruction: one drink.

Mention of “people of Scotland”: one drink.

Accusing the other side of bullying: one drink.

Blaming Margaret Thatcher: drink one glass of 24-year-old whisky (it is 24 years since she left office).

Using the term “mince”: drink one small bottle of Buckfast.

Invoking Robert the Bruce: down one flagon of mead.

Neil Sinclair

Clarence Street

Edinburgh

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