Beards do not shout: “Look! Testosterone!” (Fiona McCade, Perspective, 28 February). They shout about idleness. Or in the case of Ben Affleck and George Clooney, forgetfulness, they being too busy making squillions of dollars to remind some lackey to buy blades for them.
Girls: beware of getting up close and personal with a guy with facial hair. You never know what might be lurking in there.
Alex J Good